My name is Steve, call me motherfucker for long.

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via hiyasweetpapaya)

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18 hours ago

the gang marries their costars 

Kaitlin Olson (Dee) and Rob McElhenney (Mac)
Jill Latiano (Caylee) and Glenn Howerton (Dennis)
Mary Elizabeth Ellis (The Waitress) and Charlie Day (Charlie)

(Source: keepingupwiththecanadians, via stayclosedontwanderfar)

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